animalstalkinginallcaps:

IT’S NOT THAT WE’RE TRYING TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. EVERYTHING YOU DO IS SPECIAL AND PERFECT. WE’RE JUST ASKING YOU WHY YOU’RE PUTTING SO MANY NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON THE INTERNET. YOUR FATHER WAS VERY UPSET WHEN HE SAW YOUR ARCHIVE. HE HAD TO DO AN EXTRA HOUR OF YOGA JUST TO CALM DOWN.

HONEY, PLEASE STOP TRYING TO PUNCH YOUR MOTHER. I RESPECT YOUR WILLINGNESS TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS, BUT SHE’S NOT ATTACKING YOU. YOU’RE EIGHTEEN. IT’S YOUR LIFE. WE’RE NOT CONDEMNING YOUR DECISIONS, WE JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND.

CAN YOU AT LEAST MAYBE CLEAN YOUR ROOM NEXT TIME? IT REFLECTS VERY POORLY ON US WHEN PEOPLE THINK OUR HOME ISN’T CLEAN.